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  1. KanKunKid's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Landfall2004
    If a man says something wrong and a woman doesn't hear it, is he still wrong?
    I used to know the answer to that Juan, but my computer recently deleted it.

    But I know the answer to the Juan if a tree falls in a forest and nobody is there to hear it, does it make a sound?
    The answer is no. Sound has to be heard to be sound. But it makes a noise. Unless it falls it the water, then it makes a splash, which is still not sound so still:no!
    But the question was: "Does a tree make a sound when it falls in the forest if nobody is there to hear it?" Not does it make a sound when it hit the water.

    So the better question is "When a man says something wrong and a woman is not around to hear it, will it make a sound when she hits him in the forest for saying it?

    But women don't always get angry or hit men when they lie or say things that are wrong. For example:

    1. I've never seen you look prettier.
    2. No, it does not make you look fat.
    3. This is the best casserole I have ever tasted.
    4. I don't hate your mother.
    5. That's YOUR lipstick, see?
    6. Of course I know it isn't our anniversary. It's the anniversary for me of the day I realized I was in love with you!
    7. That's just the biggest size they have in stock.
    8. If we hadn't have thought of making a sail out of your underwear, we would have still been stuck on that God forsaken Island!
    9. I have always liked blackened eggs honey! I just didn't know you knew how to make them!
    10. Squeeze the toothpaste anywhere you like!
    11. I hate golf anyway.
    12. No! This beer is for you!
    13. I was just checking out the binoculars for the camping trip. So those are our new neighbors? She has a cat. you know I don't like cats.
    14. No, one more piece of cake won't make that much difference.
    15. She's ugly, you know THAT! (also a movie quote)
    16. They measure it from further back.

    I could go on but some of those are copyrighted.
  2. Landfall2004's Avatar
    If a man says something wrong and a woman doesn't hear it, is he still wrong?
  3. hurricat's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by KanKunKid
    So what they are saying is that new computers could delete my knowledge without my knowledge.
    If the knowledge was deleted without your knowledge would you remember that you had the knowledge juance and if so, can juan say that the knowledge was really deleted?

    If you don't remember the knowledge you juance had can you say you really had it?
  4. KanKunKid's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Ossqss
    Braining News!

    Wait, what was I posting about again, Dangit?

    New computers could delete thoughts without your knowledge, experts warn | The Independent
    So what they are saying is that new computers could delete my knowledge without my knowledge.
  5. Landfall2004's Avatar
    Katharine isn't the only great white shark visiting the Treasure Coast these days.

    On Tuesday, Capt. David Knight posted a video of a great white swimming along his boat. He said they were fishing on a reef in 80 feet of water about seven miles northeast of the St. Lucie Inlet where customers were catching vermilion snapper, triggerfish and banded rudderfish. At about noon, a great white shark estimated at 12-13 feet long came up and swam around the boat for about 10 minutes.

    Knight is the owner of Lady Stuart I party boat, sailing daily out of Hutchinson Island Marriott Marina in Stuart, and the Fort Pierce Lady party boat sailing out of Fort Pierce City Marina.

    Katharine, the famous great white shark satellite-tagged by OCEARCH in August 2013, most recently pinged at 7:21 p.m. April 19 about 50 miles offshore of Vero Beach.
  6. Ossqss's Avatar
    All this time I was thinking the discussion was around a different type of fan?

  7. Ossqss's Avatar
    Braining News!

    Wait, what was I posting about again, Dangit?

    New computers could delete thoughts without your knowledge, experts warn | The Independent
  8. InTheCone's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by KanKunKid
    I'm a big fan of big fans, but that Juan is too tall to be effective. As I pointed out, the thrower may become a victim of his own **** slinging, which is often the case.

    I forgot to say it is a beautiful sunny day here with cotton ball poofy clouds dotting the sky here and there, in the 70's and a light breeze. Good day for running naked through the woods, but then again, what day isn't?
    Well..... some days might be better that others for cavorting through the wilderness with no protective garments.......



    Besides shrinkage, there's also frostbite. Ouch!
  9. KanKunKid's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by InTheCone
    Excellent point Triple K, but the image of liquid **** going though a fan is really quite nasty(or solid for that matter). I would think that the unfortunate victims of the flying fecal matter might vomit, put that all together in Juan place and it gets mighty ugly. I don't want to see any pictures or YouTube clips

    Maybe this fan would do the trick....

    I'm a big fan of big fans, but that Juan is too tall to be effective. As I pointed out, the thrower may become a victim of his own **** slinging, which is often the case.

    I forgot to say it is a beautiful sunny day here with cotton ball poofy clouds dotting the sky here and there, in the 70's and a light breeze. Good day for running naked through the woods, but then again, what day isn't?
  10. InTheCone's Avatar
    Excellent point Triple K, but the image of liquid **** going though a fan is really quite nasty(or solid for that matter). I would think that the unfortunate victims of the flying fecal matter might vomit, put that all together in Juan place and it gets mighty ugly. I don't want to see any pictures or YouTube clips

    Maybe this fan would do the trick....

  11. KanKunKid's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by NavarreMark
    This doesn't look good.

    It doesn't look very good at all! Like a monkey in a prom dress!

    Looks like good sailing weather in the GOM though.

    I have always questioned convention and sayings that prove a point by ignoring others.

    1. Where does the **** come from that hits the fan?
    2. Is it fresh?
    3. Is it thrown, dropped, slung, tossed or catapulted or does it come directly from the source.
    4. Does the thrower of the **** get hit with the **** when it hits the fan?
    5. Was it an accident?
    6. If so, what was the thrower doing with it in his or her hand in the first place?
    7. Why was the fan left running?
    8. Was it hot so that the fan was left on to cool the people in the room?
    9 What kind of person brings a quantity of **** into a warm room with people being cooled by a fan?
    10. Was there more than Juan fan?
    11. What happens to the **** after it hits the fan?
    12. Is it an oscillating fan?
    13. What happens to the fan?
    14. How do you clean a fan that has been hit with ****?
    15. What are the chances of this happening twice?
    16. Knowing that a person could come in and throw **** at the fan that is cooling you, why wouldn't you have a shield ready?
    17. Why wouldn't you use a squirrel cage fan?
    18. Why isn't there air conditioning instead?
    19. What happens when the **** hits the air conditioner?
    20. If there was no fan, would it have the same effect just throwing it at people.
    21. What did the fan ever do to deserve such treatment.
    22. Can you switch off a fan before the **** reaches it?
    23. Are we sure we are talking about a machine and not a person? You know, like a Detroit Pistons fan?
    24. In tests with a standard 120 volt 1/16th horsepower motor oscillating fan, **** only travels a few inches, except for goat **** which goes a couple of feet.
    The farthest it goes is with an airplane engine on a "fan boat" (an airplane engine and prop on an airplane are never considered a "fan") which is several feet and although the least economical, would seem to convey the meaning behind the phrase better, but in the real world, nobody uses a fan boat for cooling. **** may hit the fan if Juan is defecating while riding the fan boat and assumes a position where it can be directly dropped into the incoming air stream. Use of toilet paper afterward is contraindicated and near impossible.
    The best possible method of using a ventilation device to distribute **** would be to liquify the **** first. Naturally occurring liquid **** is called diarrhea.
    But we don't say "when the diarrhea hits the fan." Although the image conjures up a more than acceptable use of the phrase, It is simply more disgusting and takes away from the overall theme, as now, the vehicle has changed and the romance has been extracted from the phrase.
    My last question is: What did they say before fans were invented?

    So we must assume the original saying or phrase, being unscientific and impractical, is not to be taken literal, it is more accurately discerned as a poem or a fable and has been reduced to its essence. For example, we know what "sour grapes" means, even though we don't have to repeat the story every time to understand it.

    We know what DOOM means and we can simply say "DOOM" but how much more romantic and meaningful to say "when the **** hits the fan" especially now that we know that it iikely liquid **** of some kind.

    I hope that this will help us to all be on the same page this season.
    Updated Today at 03:15 PM by KanKunKid
  12. NavarreMark's Avatar
    This doesn't look good.

  13. InTheCone's Avatar
    Morning Kai!

    It looks like you might get some moistcha' according to this map. Looks like it's going to be a bit extreme to the north....

    Allan Huffman‏ @RaleighWx 40s41 seconds agoMore



    Looking very wet for parts of Missouri/Arkansas the next 7 days. This is the 00z GEFS mean 7 day precip forecast. http://models.americanwx.com





  14. kaiden's Avatar
    Good Morning EveryJuan. It is 65, still wind, and 50/50 sunny/cloudy.

    Maybe get some rain out of this mess passing through later today and tonight. It was nice not having to water for a couple of days.
  15. InTheCone's Avatar
    Good Morning Bunkerites!

    Looks like there could be some nasty weather for MSG and Aislinn, possibly even down to the coast. Hopefully no 'Naders....

  16. Ossqss's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by KanKunKid
    HA! I knew it!

    That could only mean Juan thing!
    Yep, forecasting ENSO is still not real yet.
  17. InTheCone's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by McBart ender
    I've got a bad feeling about this.
    Less Nino - More DOOM.

  18. LaughingCat's Avatar
    triple k, your appreciation of my nuanced comment shows juance again how perceptive you are! So much so that your geographical anomaly can summarily be dismissed.
  19. McBart ender's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by InTheCone
    I've been seeing hints that we may not have an El Nino during the heart of The Season™

    I've got a bad feeling about this.
  20. KanKunKid's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by InTheCone
    I've been seeing hints that we may not have an El Nino during the heart of The Season™



    HA! I knew it!

    That could only mean Juan thing!
  21. Landfall2004's Avatar
    I just went out and put 3 gals. of Round-up down. Again.
  22. kaiden's Avatar
    Good Morning All. It is 65, clear, a wisp of North Breeze. Great walking weather.
  23. InTheCone's Avatar
    I've been seeing hints that we may not have an El Nino during the heart of The Season™

  24. NavarreMark's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by InTheCone
    Good Morning Bunkerites!

    I do believe LC is benefiting from some more of that liquid water falling from the sky. Is it torrential? No! There might be a lot of it falling at Juance now and agian.....


    It doesn't look good for the OBX.
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  26. InTheCone's Avatar
    Gotta' love the Goofy III™ in May

  27. InTheCone's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by NavarreMark
    BREAKING NEWS!!!! BREAKING NEWS!!!! BREAKING NEWS!!!!

    Orlando will let anybody in these days.

    HEADLINE: Mystery Monkey On The Loose In Apopka

    Mystery monkey on the loose in Apopka
    Morning Dr. Mark!

    Probably better behaved than most of the people who live there.

    Lots of flooding in Raleigh this morning.....

  28. NavarreMark's Avatar
    BREAKING NEWS!!!! BREAKING NEWS!!!! BREAKING NEWS!!!!

    Orlando will let anybody in these days.

    HEADLINE: Mystery Monkey On The Loose In Apopka

    Mystery monkey on the loose in Apopka
  29. InTheCone's Avatar
    Good Morning Bunkerites!

    I do believe LC is benefiting from some more of that liquid water falling from the sky. Is it torrential? No! There might be a lot of it falling at Juance now and agian.....

  30. KanKunKid's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Ossqss
    KKKid, we need better graphics in posts, as the safe you parlayed is fake! One never has unwelded seams and holes in corners or dials above release handles on most real safes due to relockers. Too much room for explosive havoc too. Having physical security (walk in vaults, safes, AHD's, and BR stuff etc.) as part of my repertoire for 30 years now, you just can't have that kinda thing for your last line of defense. It also kills me to hear folks say safety deposit boxes!! They are really called safe deposit boxes.........

    LF, I only saw that WH thing about 7 hours ago, so you must have inside sources your not telling us about. Cmon, give it up.

    It was a wonderful night until my daughter put forth the proclaimation that her 4 month old laptop monitor no longer works. Ugggggggg, it now works on the spare TV monitor, but technology is an ongoing pain in the arse......

    Option #2 now in the house for system restore and BIOS testing >>>>
    I
    I have had many, many laptops in the last few years, I always have 2 with identical data and programming. If my screen went out, yet it worked with an outside monitor, it could be the backlite module, or the screen itself. I usually just by the screen, lid and all which is much easier to replace than the backlite module and screen.

    Ah, so that explains why you are hearing something else when you hear "Safe."
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