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  1. MSGAL's Avatar
    LOL..Kkid....now you do know~~~I told you long ago....we women don't like anything pertaining to body parts and sounds..of course, Im talkin about that farty stuff..lol..sooooo, please slide into another more..... ~~~lady-like talk...well, lol, not too lady-like...we girls love shady dark, tough guys....just continue this great job....for I m enjoying every word of it.....and btw, I just found it...Ima lil behind~~~~..but never fear I'll catch up...I luv ya

    much!!!
  2. Ossqss's Avatar
    Learned a new game this weekend. Fun stuff

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oqE...ature=youtu.be
  3. KanKunKid's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by McBart ender
    Please EveryJuan. Pause and remember why you're grilling out today...

    Not me. The rain just pooped out over the mountains and spoiled the afternoon outdoor grilling for the shelter disabled. I was supposed to work today. But I am here and the gate is locked. Methinks Mexicans celebrate memorial day too!
    But if they say " Remember the Alamo!" (Even though I can't remember the last time I rented a car from them) there may be a fight!
    There is a live band playing somewhere and a steakhouse is cooking steaks. So I won't wait much longer. I did write another installment on the Dewey part Deaux.
    .
  4. Landfall2004's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Ossqss
    OSS, you beat me to it. My favorite Memorial Day tribute.
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  6. KanKunKid's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by McBart ender
    I heard keys fumbling in the door lock, then the latch turned. As the door opened I couldn't see who it was, only that someJuan was entering the room.

    How did I get here? Oh yea, that sniff of scotch. Wow, that's powerful stuff. I must remember to have Barkeep stock it more often.

    A gruff voice demanded "Where's Dewey?". I didn't know what to say. The gruff voice asked again, "Where's Dewey!?" So I answered as best I could. "Mmmmphphhhfff Mmmmmm mmm mMphFmm!"

    A hand removed the duct tape as the voice now demanded "WHERE'S DEWEY?!" Then, I stuttered a bit and tried to answer. "Ouch! How should I know. We're all looking for Dewey."

    The shape with the gruff voice passed briefly through the small slit of light. In that moment I thought I saw a familiar face, but I couldn't be sure. This one sided inquisition continued for several minutes, each time the voice asked 'Where's Dewey?'. I would always answer some BS designed to slow the process and frustrate the voice, and it eventually paid off. Sure enough, as I stalled long enough, the shape passed once again through the sliver of light. That was all it took. I immediately recognized that face. You can imagine my surprise. ...for it was none other than Dr. Quack Masters.

    He looked quite worn and disheveled. I don't think he grasped that I had recognized him. What mayhem and circumstance of life could have brought him to this mess? I had more questions now than ever.
    But the questions I had on my mind right now had nothing to do with Dr. QM. these questions seemed to become the focal point of all my my thoughts. As the fog began to clear, 2 separate and distinct thoughts ruled my consciousness, no, 3! Yes. 3.

    The first was..Where is the bathroom?
    The second was not as important but linked to the first. Is the toilet paper Charmin? or at least Cottonelle? Or is it "John Wayne" tp? The 3rd was becoming a little higher in priority as it began to show itself as a major assault to one of my senses. What is that SMELL?
    In the dark there was a vague shape of darker shadows mixed with lighter ones. I heard no sound from them or saw any movement. Were they....?
    No. It just can't be!
    I was frozen for a few moments at the possibilities of what those shapes could be. As my imagination, fueled by the unknown began to whirl and clatter in my head churning out some morbid and disgusting themes that did not help the situation, I had to try hard to reject most of them just for the sake of physics and reality, but one particular aspect of one theme kept reappearing; the concept that those dark shapes being deceased bodies of former tenants of my current residence.
    I wanted to reconnoiter, but as dark as it was, I was afraid to stand and if I fell, the thought of landing face first into a decaying corpse was enough to make me reconsider that option. So, I crawled on the floor on all fours, making sweeps with my hand in front of me. The one patch of light on the floor became my center of travel with my back to it, in ever widening circles as I attempted to find something porcelain as the urgency of Question #1 was beginning to become a panic situation and the pressure was building.
    Note to self: NEVER eat Mexican food before being kidnapped!
    As I made it to a corner I felt something with an opening! It seems to be a cave of sorts! Was this my escape? I slowly felt the edges to see if it was big enough to crawl through. Upon preliminary exploration, it seemed to be just big enough. Inside me I felt a pang of panic brought on by a healthy dose of claustrophobia. But I took a deep breath and solderied on and began my descent into the blackness of the small tunnel.
    As I slowly crawled along, I could feel rocks jutting out from the top of the tunnel and scraping my back. I arched my back and duck my shoulders, but my lower back was held up in the air by my thighs and was hard to push down, like Catherine Zeta Jones in the movie where she was twisting and bending her body to avoid laser beams. I am sure I looked nothing like that and chalked one up to the darkness.
    The tunnel leveled out now and made some turns and now I was crawling up at an angle. After what seemed like ages, I finally saw a light ahead!
    I am saved!
    Or at least I outsmarted my captors. MSGAL would be proud of me. I imagined the praise in that thick sweet as honey southern accent..
    But as I crawled out into the opening and gazed upon the light seeping through a slit in the door, I came to realize that I was back in the same room.
    I cursed the room and the tunnel and the smell and finally Dewey for getting me into this mess.
    My efforts did not seem to help my current inflated rectal situation and now I was getting dizzy.
    I sat back and just tried to breath I laid on my side and faced away from the door hoping the angle would give me better light.
    But as I was just starting to relax, I heard a "BANG!!!" and the door swung open suddenly!! Light filled the room! I was startled!
    The sudden sound and light shocked me to my core and tightened every muscle in my body! I was taking a breath to scream when my poor sphincter deserted its post and let the flood gates open. The sound was loud and like an explosion and aimed in the general direction of the open door. The person slammed the door shut and cursed as the bass flatulence sound echoed through the caverns.
    I was a bit relieved and although I may have soiled myself and blew a hole in a fresh pair of boxers, the pressure was less now and I had a reprieve. My brain quickly came back to 100% function and I decided to scramble away from the door.
    Nothing could prepare me for what came next!
    The door slowly opened and a strange voice said "Don't shoot!" likely referring to the fart I just blew at him. As light shined on his face, my jaw dropped in amazement!
    How could it be?
    I blinked like a toad in a hail storm as my eyes grew accustomed to the light.

    I must have presented a pitiful picture as he gazed in upon me, he too blinking and coughing as the fart wafted its way to him.

    "What are YOU doing here?"
  7. McBart ender's Avatar
    Please EveryJuan. Pause and remember why you're grilling out today...

  8. InTheCone's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by McBart ender
    "Hype" It's not all we do, but it's what we do best.
    'Tis The Pre-Season - and we all know that May is the new June, or August

    The Canadians and Euros have been hinting at some weak early season mischief for awhile. Canadians still show it at 12z....


  9. McBart ender's Avatar
    "Hype" It's not all we do, but it's what we do best.
  10. McBart ender's Avatar
    Uhm... (clears throat)

    Does AnyJuan else see what I'm seeing???







    That's not a 'Pre-Swirlie'™, That's Swirling!
  11. kaiden's Avatar
    Morning again Cone. We are in the CDT. The time change is in the Panhandle between Panama city and Tallahassee. I did make it back to sleep about 6am and woke up about 9:30, with its time to walk.

    Morning Aislinn, I am ready for breakfast, I would like a few beignets, some green onion sausage, and a mug of coffee
  12. Aislinn's Avatar
    Hey Cone! Yes, Party Barge might be more fun than housebound for the next week or more. Just was on facebook and friends north of me had 'fun' with the storms last night, one said it didn't approve of how she had decorated her yard or her choice of vehicle, putting a tree on her house and car, sending her yard furniture flying into their fence.

    Passes a large plate filled with biscuits and gravy, scrambled eggs with pieces of bacon and shrimp, poached eggs with alligator sausage, and a pot of coffee.
  13. InTheCone's Avatar
    Morning Aislinn!

    I am hoping for some sogginess down here at the end of the week. I'll have some breakfast while I wait - I'll have some biscuits and gravy, scrambled eggs with pieces of bacon and shrimp, poached eggs with alligator sausage, and coffee - TYVM and be ready to board the party barge should the need arise!
  14. Aislinn's Avatar
    Good morning and afternoon! Soggy is a good word for it, Cone. I have a feeling it's going to stay that way for a while.

    Breakfast’s on the sideboard: beignets, apple pie pancakes, biscuits and gravy, scrambled eggs with pieces of bacon and shrimp, poached eggs with alligator sausage, grillades and grits, Cajun fried ride with crawfish, green onion sausage, crème brulee pain perdu, andouille sausage Cajun scramble, fresh fruit, tea or coffee, flavored creamers.
  15. InTheCone's Avatar
    Morning Kai!

    That's early up there, although I think you're still in EDT, but it's still early. I'm used to it and I like to get my bike ride in before it gets to hot and there are to many distracted drivers on the road.

    Ais' BreakfastCast looks soggy....

    Today: Cloudy. Chance of showers and thunderstorms in the morning, then showers and thunderstorms likely in the afternoon. Highs in the lower 80s. Northeast winds up to 5 mph shifting to the southwest around 5 mph in the afternoon. Chance of precipitation 60 percent.

    Tonight: Cloudy. Chance of showers and thunderstorms in the evening, then showers and thunderstorms likely after midnight. Lows in the upper 60s. North winds up to 5 mph shifting to the northeast after midnight. Chance of precipitation 60 percent.
  16. kaiden's Avatar
    Morning Cone, almost beat you to the first post of the day.

    Thunder woke me up a bit ago.
  17. InTheCone's Avatar
    Good Morning Bunkerites!

    Hate to hear about 'Nader warnings, hope it didn't do any damage. Looks like the wurst of the nastiness has moved to the south.....

  18. McBart ender's Avatar
    I heard keys fumbling in the door lock, then the latch turned. As the door opened I couldn't see who it was, only that someJuan was entering the room.

    How did I get here? Oh yea, that sniff of scotch. Wow, that's powerful stuff. I must remember to have Barkeep stock it more often.

    A gruff voice demanded "Where's Dewey?". I didn't know what to say. The gruff voice asked again, "Where's Dewey!?" So I answered as best I could. "Mmmmphphhhfff Mmmmmm mmm mMphFmm!"

    A hand removed the duct tape as the voice now demanded "WHERE'S DEWEY?!" Then, I stuttered a bit and tried to answer. "Ouch! How should I know. We're all looking for Dewey."

    The shape with the gruff voice passed briefly through the small slit of light. In that moment I thought I saw a familiar face, but I couldn't be sure. This one sided inquisition continued for several minutes, each time the voice asked 'Where's Dewey?'. I would always answer some BS designed to slow the process and frustrate the voice, and it eventually paid off. Sure enough, as I stalled long enough, the shape passed once again through the sliver of light. That was all it took. I immediately recognized that face. You can imagine my surprise. ...for it was none other than Dr. Quack Masters.

    He looked quite worn and disheveled. I don't think he grasped that I had recognized him. What mayhem and circumstance of life could have brought him to this mess? I had more questions now than ever.
    Updated Today at 04:06 AM by McBart ender
  19. Landfall2004's Avatar
    I woke up in an unfamiliar place, my wrists and ankles bound, my mouth covered with duct tape. The room was unlit, but there was a sliver of light coming in from a small window. I heard something in the distance--was it a busy freeway or waves crashing on the shore.............? Then I heard footsteps headed in my direction.
  20. Aislinn's Avatar
    I walked closer to examine the bottle and the glasses. Yes, it was the correct shade. MSGAL had used that glass, but she'd left with the others. Hadn't she? But whose was the other glass? No lipstick, but not all the ladies used lipstick. Or one of the men? Dewey? Had MSGAL and Dewey had a drink together? But wait, the bottle was unopened, yet pale caramel colored liquid lay in a small puddle at the bottom of each glass. I picked one up and sniffed. The world began to spin.
  21. Landfall2004's Avatar
    DAGNABBIT @#$%^&* Cut worms. Cut 2 of my beans plants right off about a foot off the ground!!!!!!
  22. Aislinn's Avatar
    Here we go again, tornado warnings a few miles north of me. Sigh
  23. Ossqss's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Landfall2004
    Whew--just not on the day I fly!!! I want all the radar and communications gadgets to work that day!
    You don't want to be in the air when that happens

    The Aurora from the storm was seen all the way in Arizona!

    SpaceWeather.com -- News and information about meteor showers, solar flares, auroras, and near-Earth asteroids

    Rads on a Plane – Spaceweather.com
    Updated Yesterday at 06:03 PM by Ossqss (KKKid, keep en eye on the news in the Philippines)
  24. McBart ender's Avatar
    Still..... Nothing there. The slightest whiff of fresh cigar smoke caught my attention for just an instant, then gone again. Was it real, or just another of the many ghosts that reside here? No, no it was gone now. Glancing again at the glasses, was that a hint of lipstick? I know that shade. I've seen that before. I know who wears that shade.


    (Nice set-up Ais )

    Quote Originally Posted by Aislinn
    Lightening lit the room, the candle fluttering in the lamp as if in a vain attempt to tell me which direction to go in. I really needed to remember to buy batteries, the ladies would shoot me without a second thought if they caught me with these candles. Thunder crashed, the Party Barge surprisingly calm despite the force of the storm. I glanced around at the well worn leather seats, the deep mahogany antique wood tables and sideboard. Throws of various colors, muted in the darkness lay softly folded on a chest in the corner, one of the ladies' efforts to soften up the room. The long bar across the far side of the room showed no sign of it's recent activity with the exception of a bottle of Glenlivet 21 Year Old Archive scotch and two Glencairn glasses. I hadn't put them out. I turned slowly looking around the room, the hair on the back of my neck standing.
  25. McBart ender's Avatar
    Good morning all!

    Prepping the back for a bash. Cat enjoying sunny morning on his favorite window chair. I envy that dern cat... sucking up the rays while napping, just had his brunch - belly full. I need a drink.

    Interesting twists and developments occuring in LFs "Where's Dewey Blog".
    (Nice work Ais )
  26. McBart ender's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Ossqss
    Maybe some chopped up olives Ais. We put them in a macaroni salad thing and they are great. Red or yellow peppers too.

    I just had some fried green tomato tonight at Linger Lodge. They were OK,, but not what I was expecting.

    It is Saturday, maybe some Bay City Rollers?
    I hear ya OSS, but some Elton John might work too.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSA_RLCriHs
  27. Landfall2004's Avatar
    Yeah, Gal, nothing throws me like a dead computer. I love Chrome. All I have to do is sign in and I'm in business. All my bookmarks are there!!
  28. Landfall2004's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Ossqss
    Hummm, just got an alert for a G3 level storm. Thought to share. K7 is not a good thing and that is what the alert was for. Only a couple of those over the years. Heads up if it goes further....

    G3 (Strong) Geomagnetic Storm Alert Issued | NOAA / NWS Space Weather Prediction Center
    [


    Whew--just not on the day I fly!!! I want all the radar and communications gadgets to work that day!
  29. InTheCone's Avatar
    Hi MSG!

    Happy to see you have relocated your pics.!

    Not too many 'Naders reported yesterday, but lots of severe weather....

  30. MSGAL's Avatar



    Doesn't take much to make me happy!!! I'm back in business!!!
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