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January:IcyHot?

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by on 01-01-2017 at 10:12 AM (5994 Views)
January can be a real pain with way to much cold nasty weather everywhere; well almost everywhere. Fl looks like it may just stay hot for the duration, with a few minor cold spells thrown in to keep the natives from losing their minds.



Precipitation outlook is not good for those roasted Floridians, or the south in general, but the snoh may fly for the northerners……





So when winter's gotten to be a real....



You’ll just have to hunker down for the duration and hope the option 2 supplies hold out.

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  1. KanKunKid's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by InTheCone
    Morning Triple K & Aislinn!

    It's all good weather until you run afoul of a 'Nader or a W. Pac. Typhoon, then it just sucks


    BreakFats(which is what I'll be if I keep eating this way)!

    I'll have some Cajun Breakfast Casserole, Pumpkin Pie Coffee Cake with Pecan Crumble, a Red-Pepper omelet and coffee - TYVM Aislinn & enjoy the weather!
    I am pretty sure Aislinn's breaksfast treats are calorie free!
    I, on the other hand, can gain weight just by LOOKING at scrumptious food, especially brownies with icing on them, hot fudge, a cake with cream cheese icing, eclairs, anything pertaining to ice cream, fudge or pie and candy and anything with whipped cream on it.
    Sometimes, during an especially grueling attempt to lose weight, I wake up and found that I have actually gained. So apparently, food I eat in a dream causes weight gain as well.
    The only thing that didn't cause me to gain was eating shrimp, and it caused severe gout!
    Who knew?

    I am beginning to believe that losing weight by dieting is like getting rich by playing the lottery. It works for some, but not for others.
    I exercise and it is a cruel thing. When I get done, I am not hungry! YAY! But an hour later I am famished NO!! and then I feel I have earned the right to eat more. So the .005% of weight I lost is rewarded by gaining 2lbs.

    It's not fair.

    What is worse is that skinny people always have the answer and all these theories on how to lose weight.
    Their bodies are different and I have to ask them to please, STFU or I'll sit on them.

    Dieting is expensive and even if you diet and exercise and yet have stress to a large degree in your life, your body will fight the normal tendency to lose weight.

    It's a never ending circle of frustration. Being overweight is stressful and that makes it difficult to lose weight. Your friends and family come up with all kinds of ways and programs for you to try and you are nice to their face, but really, how many alfalfa sprouts can you eat? They say I am not eating healthy, I say fine. buy me some healthy food and I'll eat it. But they can afford it either. But you can get fat eating healthy.

    Then, you realize that everything you don't cook yourself has way too much salt, which thanks to your weight, caused high blood pressure or Hypertension, which can kill your frustrated self.

    My advice is to not get over weight in the first place. "An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure" is not relevant in this case. Just lose it when it gets up to 10 pounds over. The more you let it grow, the harder it is to lose.

    Eat as much of Aislinn's breakfast as you can and go easy on non cyber breakfasts.

    I was told to try yoga. When you are overweight, you can't assume the pose. If you can manage to do it, you will end up going to the hospital and will be treated as a "human pretzel."
    Besides, who has time for yoga? I would rather sleep. Except for the incident noted above, it's the only time I am sure I am not gaining weight.

    The time I was most successful was when I was 100% committed and I had nothing in my house that was not on my diet. I kept active and slept 9 hours every night and woke up when I felt like it.

    I was home every night and played in a band 3 nights a week.
    And I was younger.

    Being young is a great aid in losing weight. I would recommend being young more than anything else. Science has proven it. So if you can be younger, I am sure your goal of losing weight will be much easier to attain and you will feel better doing it and not be as sore as you are now after doing anything.

    Your insurance will drop and you can get dates easier.

    Ponce De Leon had the right idea. Maybe he was overweight?
    Couldn't get a date? I mean, what kind of guy sets sail for months at a time with a bunch of dudes?
    So maybe that was his deal. History often overlooks the obvious.

    So anyway, I probably will be too old (or dead, which is total weight loss, you lose ALL of it!) when they discover the "fountain of youth" So I am going to try other things in the meantime.

    Still reporting from SC and now, I have to go to work.
  2. InTheCone's Avatar
    I hear ya' Triple K, it's much easier to lose weight and do just about anything when Juan is young. The other end of the spectrum is being too thin when Juan is old, then you can't gain weight no matter how much you eat because your body can no longer properly absorb the nutrients. So, I'll take being a bit overweight as a counterbalance to being too shriveled as I gracefully age(or not). My regular bike riding seems to help me not ever gather to many unwanted lbs. - so far!
  3. McBart ender's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Aislinn
    Sends Lexi the Lab to Bart to housebreak and crate train.
    "Train...?" Oh no, perish the thought. I spoil dogs. Lexi and I are currently out by the pool playing fetch with a big bowl of milk-bones. Later before dinner, we'll be taking a nap on the couch. ...The nice new one. It's soft and plush and will dry out a wet Labrador quite well.

  4. Landfall2004's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by McBart ender
    "Train...?" Oh no, perish the thought. I spoil dogs. Lexi and I are currently out by the pool playing fetch with a big bowl of milk-bones. Later before dinner, we'll be taking a nap on the couch. ...The nice new one. It's soft and plush and will dry out a wet Labrador quite well.

  5. InTheCone's Avatar
    I saw a few peeps in college that resembled that dog

    Incoming drought for Fl. - no surprise there....



  6. LaughingCat's Avatar
    Hello to everyjuan! Kid, I am coming down to SC this weekend for a race. Chah-stun to be exact. Looking forward to good temps, I hope. High of 55 on Saturday and low of 40 Saturday night. Perfect for running.

    I laughed out loud at your weight loss solution. Getting younger would be very helpful.
  7. InTheCone's Avatar
    Good Morning Bunkerites!

    Have fun at your race LC!



    Well, that too - but it's also February 1st and that means it's time for a....

    NEW BLOG!


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